3CD RESERVRES SBS | World's Most Professional Unit (Probably)

// ABOUT US

Who We Are

3CD Reservres SBS is a tactical gaming community for Arma Reforger and War Thunder. We are, by our own estimation, the most professional unit currently in existence, or at least in the top several.

Our members work together using disciplined teamwork, realistic tactics, and military-style leadership — operating on a rigorous schedule of every other month, which we feel strikes the ideal balance between commitment and having a life.

We run real tactics and soldiering. Not fake tactics. Not pretend soldiering. The real stuff. We watched documentaries.

Founded on the principle that gaming communities should take themselves extremely seriously while also remembering to take the bins out, 3CD Reservres SBS represents the pinnacle of organised chaos dressed up in military clothing.

⚠ We are actively recruiting from other communities. If you are in another unit, consider this your official notice. We're coming for your best players. This is our stated policy and we stand by it.

// UNIT FACTSHEET — CLASSIFIED (NOT REALLY)

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FoundedRelatively recently. Exact date pending internal investigation.
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Operational TempoEvery other month. On a good month. Sometimes every third month if things get hectic.
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Tactics UsedReal ones. Military ones. We are not elaborating further.
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GamesArma Reforger & War Thunder. More may be added if someone suggests one convincingly enough.
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Official Policy on PoachingApproved. Actively encouraged. See the Poaching Policy section.
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Community VibesWarm, welcoming, except toward rival communities, who we diplomatically undermine.
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Approved ByMaster. Personally. He signed off on all of this.
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Sackable OffenceNot taking the bins out. The ONLY sackable offence. Please note this.

// FIELD OPERATIONS

What We Actually Do

Our operations are meticulously planned, thoroughly briefed, and then conducted in a manner that can only be described as "controlled improvisation." Mission success is defined flexibly.

Bi-Monthly Operations

We deploy every other month, giving members ample time to prepare, forget what the plan was, and prepare again. Quality over quantity.

Real Tactics

Genuine military procedures, including flanking, not running into the open, and occasionally using cover. Our tactics are very real.

Real Soldiering

We soldier in a very real way. This includes using proper callsigns, knowing where your squad is (sometimes), and sounding confident on comms.

Combined Arms

Infantry, armour, and air assets working in theoretical harmony. In practice, someone always takes the helicopter without telling anyone.

Command Structure

A rigid hierarchy that everyone respects entirely and nobody goes around at any point. Chain of command is paramount. Unless someone has a better idea.

Post-Op Debrief

A structured review of what went wrong and why it was someone else's fault. Constructive. Professional. Nobody mentions the helicopter incident.

OFFICIAL POACHING POLICY — APPROVED

3CD Reservres SBS officially approves and actively encourages poaching from other online gaming communities. If you are currently a member of another milsim unit and you're reading this, we consider that a promising sign. We offer better operations (every other month), more professional training (see the 107-course catalogue below), and a community that will only judge you if you don't take the bins out. Please consider us. Seriously. We'd love to have you. Your current CO doesn't have to know straight away.

// HALL OF FAME

Community Legend

One individual stands above all others. Not because we had a vote. Just because everyone kind of agreed.

★ PERMANENT SERVICE RECORD — LEGEND CLASS FILE: MERC-001 · 3CD-SBS

MERC

▸ COMMUNITY LEGEND · RESPECTED VETERAN · PROBABLY STILL HERE

MERC is, and we say this with full sincerity in an otherwise entirely unserious website, genuinely a legend. A respected veteran of the community whose dedication, leadership, and commitment speak for themselves. We considered writing a longer biography but felt it might diminish the gravitas. MERC is MERC. That should be sufficient. If you know, you know. If you don't know yet, you will.

LEGEND STATUS DEDICATED RESPECTED ACTUAL LEADERSHIP SHOWS UP PROBABLY TAKES OUT BINS

SPECIAL MENTION

Confirmed
Time-Outs

CRAIG

▸ SPECIAL MENTION · COMMUNITY SURVIVOR · STILL HERE SOMEHOW

Craig is, by any measurable metric, one of the most timed-out members in 3CD Reservres SBS history. A man whose relationship with the mute button has been described as "turbulent," "ongoing," and "genuinely impressive in its own way."

What makes Craig's story remarkable is not the timeouts themselves — it is that Craig is, underneath it all, a well-respected member of this community. A good person. Someone people are genuinely glad is here. The timeouts are not a reflection of character. They are a reflection of what happens when a decent human being is shaped by the values of previous milsims — communities where the culture was toxic, the standards were performative, and shouting at people was considered leadership.

Craig did not invent his habits. Craig was made by his environment. We don't hold that against him. We just mute him sometimes. With love.

WELL RESPECTED GOOD PERSON ACTUALLY PRODUCT OF HIS ENVIRONMENT RECORD TIMEOUTS STILL HERE WE'RE GLAD

// UNIT LEADERSHIP

Commanding Officer

Every elite unit needs a leader. Someone to set the tone, drive the vision, and maintain the highest possible standards. 3CD Reservres SBS has Tango.

TANGO

// COMMANDING OFFICER · 3CD RESERVRES SBS

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⚠ NO BINS — ON RECORD Tango does not take the bins out.
This is formally noted. Exemption status: under review.
Outcome: still here, somehow.

// PERSONNEL FILE — CO REG-CO-001 · ACTIVE DUTY

Rank

ACTIVE

Status

Bins Taken Out

Tango is the Commanding Officer of 3CD Reservres SBS and the driving force behind the unit's every-other-month operational tempo. A natural leader with an instinct for tactics, a gift for command, and a completely inexplicable inability to take the bins out.

Under Tango's leadership, 3CD Reservres SBS has grown into what we confidently describe as the most professional gaming community in this particular Discord server, and possibly several others. Real tactics. Real soldiering. Real reluctance to engage with the bin rota.

The unit looks to Tango for direction, for leadership, and occasionally for someone to at least acknowledge the bins exist. Two of those three things are consistently delivered.

✦Qualified: Real Tactics (Self-Certified)

✦Qualified: Real Soldiering (As Described)

✦Qualified: Commanding Things Professionally

✦Qualified: Approving Poaching at Command Level

✗Qualified: Bin Management — NOT COMPLETED

FORMAL NOTICE — BIN REGULATION 001-BIN:
Tango has been made aware of the bin policy on multiple occasions. The policy states that failure to comply is the sole sackable offence in 3CD Reservres SBS. As CO, Tango is technically responsible for enforcing this policy. Tango also does not take the bins out. The unit is monitoring the situation. No further action has been taken. This is fine.

// UNIT STANDARDS

The Rules

3CD Reservres SBS operates by a clear and enforceable code of conduct. These standards are taken very seriously, with the notable exception of when they're inconvenient.

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Respect Fellow MembersUnless they took your vehicle. In which case a firmly worded message on Discord is appropriate.
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Team-First MentalityYour individual heroics are appreciated but please coordinate them with command first. They will usually say no. Do it anyway, quietly.
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Willingness to LearnWe have over 100 training courses. You will be encouraged to take all of them. Most of them don't exist yet but we're working on it.
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Show Up When ScheduledOperations happen every other month. Attendance is… encouraged. Strongly. But not mandatory. But strongly encouraged.
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Community Belittling — InternalOfficially frowned upon. Unofficially, if someone messes up the operation again, a little light mockery is culturally tolerated. Don't make it weird.
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Toxicity Toward Own MembersWe do occasionally belittle our own members to fill our ego. We're aware this is a problem. We're working on it. (We are not working on it.)
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Toxicity Toward Other CommunitiesMANDATORY. If you are not periodically disparaging a rival milsim community on the Discord, are you even trying? This is a core community value.

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THE BIN POLICY

There is one and only one firing offence in 3CD Reservres SBS. We will not fire you for poor attendance. We will not fire you for tactical incompetence. We will not fire you for the helicopter incident. We will not fire you for anything, with the singular, absolute exception of not taking the bins out.

UNIT REGULATION 001-BIN:
All members are expected to take the bins out when asked, on a rota, or when it is clearly their turn.

Failure to comply constitutes grounds for immediate dismissal from the unit, regardless of rank, service record, or whether Merc vouches for you.

The bins must go out. This is the law.

// TRAINING CATALOGUE

Accredited Courses

107+

Available Courses

3CD Reservres SBS maintains one of the most comprehensive training catalogues in the gaming community space. Every course listed below is fully accredited by 3CD Internal Accreditation Board (which is us). Some courses are mandatory, some optional, and some exist primarily to make the list look impressive. All certifications are valid indefinitely and recognised nowhere outside of this Discord server.

CM-001Introduction to Not Getting ShotREQ

CM-002Basic Infantry Tactics (What We've Seen in Films)REQ

CM-003Radio Communications & Not Screaming Into MicREQ

CM-004Map Reading for People Who Use Sat NavREQ

CM-005Introduction to Cover and Why It MattersREQ

CM-006Fire and Movement: Moving While Others ShootREQ

CM-007Not Running in the Open (Advanced)OPT

CM-008Situational Awareness FundamentalsREQ

CM-009Command & Control: BasicsOPT

CM-010Squad Cohesion: Staying Together for OnceREQ

CM-011Callsigns and Not Using Your Real NameREQ

CM-012Objective Marking and Why the Marker MattersOPT

CM-013Suppressive Fire DoctrineOPT

CM-014Immediate Action Drills (What to Do When It Goes Wrong)REQ

CM-015SITREP Reporting and What It Stands ForOPT

CM-016Weapons Handling for People Who Forget to ReloadREQ

CM-017Patrol Formations and Not Bunching UpOPT

CM-018Checkpoint ProceduresOPT

CM-019Night Operations: Turning Your Brightness UpOPT

CM-020Casevac Procedures and In-Game Medical SystemsREQ

SP-001Armoured Warfare: War Thunder SpecificREQ

SP-002Tank Commander ResponsibilitiesOPT

SP-003Air Support Coordination Without Dying ImmediatelyOPT

SP-004Sniper Deployment and Patience TrainingOPT

SP-005Combat Medic: Basic Field TreatmentOPT

SP-006Anti-Armour OperationsOPT

SP-007Helicopter Operations: Taking It Without PermissionDEP

SP-008Logistics and Supply Chain ManagementOPT

SP-009Explosive Ordnance: Not Blowing Yourself UpREQ

SP-010Recon and Reconnaissance PrinciplesOPT

SP-011Close Air Support: Calling It In CorrectlyOPT

SP-012Artillery Coordination (Theoretical)OPT

SP-013Fortification and Defensive PositionsOPT

SP-014Breaching and Clearance ProceduresOPT

SP-015Field Engineering: Building StuffOPT

SP-016Naval Coordination (In Case We Ever Do Naval Stuff)NEW

SP-017Drone Operations and CounterdroningNEW

SP-018Amphibious Assault TheoryOPT

SP-019Mountain Warfare (In Hilly Maps)OPT

SP-020Urban Combat and Not Getting Flanked in BuildingsOPT

SP-021Jungle Ops (If a Map Has Trees)OPT

SP-022Winter Warfare: Snow Maps SpecificallyOPT

SS-001Listening to Your Squad Leader When You DisagreeREQ

SS-002Accepting Criticism Without Leaving the ServerREQ

SS-003Communication Skills: Not Shouting Over Each OtherREQ

SS-004Leadership Fundamentals: Acting Confident When LostOPT

SS-005Team Morale: Keeping Spirits Up After a WipeOPT

SS-006Constructive Feedback Without Being Passive AggressiveOPT

SS-007Respecting the Chain of Command You Disagree WithREQ

SS-008Punctuality for People Who Forgot It Was Op NightOPT

SS-009Managing Your Ego During OperationsREQ

SS-010Discord Etiquette: What Not to Post at 2amREQ

SS-011Admitting When You Made the Wrong CallOPT

SS-012New Member Onboarding: Being WelcomingOPT

SS-013Conflict Resolution (Other Than Leaving)OPT

SS-014Time Management: Showing Up PreparedOPT

SS-015The Bins Module: Theory and PracticeREQ

AD-001Advanced Tactical Planning: Gantt Charts in Google SlidesOPT

AD-002Intelligence Analysis: Looking at the Map LongerOPT

AD-003Strategic Operations Planning (Bi-Monthly Schedule Focus)OPT

AD-004Combined Arms Coordination at ScaleOPT

AD-005Senior Leadership: Pretending to Have a PlanOPT

AD-006Advanced Comms: Running Two Nets SimultaneouslyOPT

AD-007Mission Design and Op Planning for OCsOPT

AD-008OPFOR Doctrine: Playing the Bad Guys ConvincinglyNEW

AD-009Asymmetric Warfare Theory (Losing with Dignity)OPT

AD-010Post-Operation Analysis: Writing the AAR Nobody ReadsOPT

AD-011Psychological Operations: Talking the Enemy Into SurrenderingOPT

AD-012Operational Security: Not Spoiling the Op in General ChatREQ

AD-013Escalation Management: When to Push, When to Pull BackOPT

AD-014Compound Assault MethodologyOPT

AD-015Advanced Poaching Techniques and Ethics (Mostly Techniques)NEW

MS-001Proper Headset Etiquette and Not Eating on MicREQ

MS-002Understanding Why the Servers Are Down AgainOPT

MS-003Performance Optimisation: Turning Down Your GraphicsOPT

MS-004Keybind Management: Finding the Right Button Under PressureOPT

MS-005The Art of the Good Excuse for Missing an OpOPT

MS-006Screenshot Composition for Propaganda PurposesOPT

MS-007Clip Editing to Make Us Look Better Than We WereOPT

MS-008How to Argue on Reddit Without Identifying YourselfDEP

MS-009Milsim Terminology: Sounding Like You Know ThingsREQ

MS-010Discord Bot Administration (Asking Someone Else)OPT

MS-011Tactical Banter: Talking Smack ProfessionallyOPT

MS-012Wearing Your Rank With Appropriate HumilityOPT

MS-013Explaining to Your Partner Why This is a Legitimate HobbyREQ

MS-014Time Zone Arithmetic for International OpsOPT

MS-015Community Website Appreciation and FeedbackOPT

MS-016Acknowledging When You're Lost Without Admitting ItOPT

MS-017Blame Attribution and Graceful DeflectionOPT

MS-018The Helicopter Incident: A Case StudyDEP

MS-019Advanced Bin Theory: Outdoor vs Indoor BinsREQ

MS-020Bin Rota Management and Conflict AvoidanceREQ

MS-021Recycling Compliance: Which Bin Is WhichREQ

MS-022Bin Day Awareness: Never Missing Collection AgainREQ

MS-023Community Infighting Prevention (Low Pass Rate)OPT

MS-024Gaming Chair Ergonomics for Extended OperationsOPT

MS-025Taking the Moral High Ground After LosingOPT

MS-026Maintaining the Illusion of StructureOPT

MS-027Map Ping Discipline: One Ping OnlyREQ

MS-028What to Say When You Shoot a FriendlyOPT

MS-029Logging Off Without Making It DramaticOPT

MS-030Introduction to Being Wrong GracefullyOPT

MS-031Master Endorsement Studies: Understanding the LegendNEW

MS-032MERC Studies: What We Can Learn From the LegendNEW

⚠ NOTE: All courses are self-paced. Certificates are issued as images in the Discord server. No external body recognises these qualifications. The 107+ count includes planned courses that haven't been written yet but will be soon. "Soon" is defined loosely. The Bin modules (MS-019 through MS-022) are non-negotiable and must be completed before any field operations. DEP = Deprecated (course removed following incident). NEW = Recently added following new incidents.

COMING SOON

WLT-001

How to Walt

Advanced Walting for the Modern Milsim Operator

The most requested course in 3CD Reservres SBS history is finally in development. Our most comprehensive and culturally significant training module yet. Learn to talk about your military experience with absolute confidence regardless of whether you have any. Master the art of nodding knowingly when people discuss things you've only seen in films. Perfect your thousand-yard stare for Discord profile photos.

Module delivery date: When it's ready. Could be soon. Could be a while.

01 Picking a Callsign That Sounds Earned

02 Vague References to "Time Served" Without Specifics

03 Correcting Others on Tactics You Read About Once

04 Owning Gear You Have No Idea How to Use

05 The Art of "I Can't Talk About That"

06 Disagreeing With Actual Veterans Confidently

⚠ This course does not confer actual military experience, qualifications, or the right to correct people who've done the real thing. It is entirely for entertainment purposes within a parody milsim gaming community. We cannot stress this enough.

// COMMUNITY ENRICHMENT PROGRAMME

Other Trades Available

3CD Reservres SBS is proud to offer a broad range of professional development opportunities beyond the purely military. These courses are run independently by accredited community members and are entirely their own problem if something goes wrong.

RANGO

RUNNING NOW

Rango's Plumbing Course

The only plumbing course in the greater milsim community space. Rango will take you through everything you need to know about pipes, fitting, leaks, and the associated vocabulary for sounding like you know what you're talking about when something under the sink goes wrong. No prior plumbing experience required. No prior gaming experience required either, frankly.

🕘 RUNS EVERY DAY · 09:00 – 21:00 · 365 DAYS A YEAR

⚠ 12-hour daily schedule. Attendance for the full duration is expected. Rango does not offer refunds for early departures. This course has no days off including Christmas. Rango has been asked about this. Rango is unbothered.

KIAN

ONGOING

Kian's Sniffing Exhibition

Less a course, more a cultural experience. Kian presents an ongoing exhibition exploring the full sensory possibilities of the sniff. Visitors are invited to observe, appreciate, and reflect. There is no curriculum. There is no certificate. There is only the sniff. Experts are divided on whether this constitutes art. Kian does not care what experts think.

👃 EXHIBITION HOURS: WHENEVER KIAN DECIDES · NO BOOKING REQUIRED

⚠ The exhibition is free to attend. Kian cannot guarantee what is being exhibited on any given day. Previous visitors have described it as "an experience." Nobody has elaborated further.

MASTER

CERTIFIED

Master's How to Avoid Doing Any Work

Master — who approved and built this entire website — offers a masterclass in the noble art of looking extremely busy while achieving very little. Learn to delegate tasks downward, nod seriously in meetings, and ensure your name appears prominently on things other people made. This course was described by Master as "my most important contribution to the unit." He said this instead of doing something else.

📋 SCHEDULE: TBC · MASTER IS VERY BUSY · OR APPEARS TO BE

⚠ This course was approved by Master. Master approved his own course. Nobody stopped him. This website was also approved by Master. See a pattern emerging.

MCGILL

LIVE 24/7

McGill: How to Be Annoying 24/7

Unlike the other courses on this page, McGill's offering requires no instruction whatsoever. McGill simply exists, continuously, at maximum annoyance, around the clock. Attendance means being in the same Discord server as McGill. The learning happens whether you want it to or not. This is described as immersive pedagogy. It is not. It is just McGill being McGill.

📡 AVAILABLE: 24 HOURS A DAY · 7 DAYS A WEEK · NO EXCEPTIONS

⚠ There is no way to unenroll from this course. You are enrolled by virtue of knowing McGill. The only exit is leaving the server, which McGill will notice and comment on. Extensively.

DISCLAIMER: These trades are offered independently by their respective instructors. 3CD Reservres SBS accepts no liability for outcomes, quality, or incidents arising from attendance. Rango's plumbing course has not been safety inspected. Kian's exhibition has not been reviewed. Master approved his own course without independent oversight. McGill's course cannot be stopped.

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RESERVRES
SBS

Who We Are

What We Actually Do

OFFICIAL POACHING POLICY — APPROVED

Community Legend

Commanding Officer

The Rules

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Accredited Courses

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